i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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