a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
