covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
