Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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