We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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