I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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