Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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