Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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