Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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