She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
they're like a gay fantastic four
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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