Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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