But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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