Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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