Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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