just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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