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i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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