new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
