Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he shaved USA in his pubs
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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