i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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