I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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