actually, I'm a sock model
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Small penises have feelings too.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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