But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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