Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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