ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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