She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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