i think my mom watched the whole time
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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