After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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