i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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