Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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