You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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