Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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