I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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