My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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