I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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