problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
is that a dick in a sweater?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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