Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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