guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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