i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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