I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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