I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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