We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i don't like sucking hair
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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