Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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