I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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