another moral hangover. fuck.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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