Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
