My nipple is on Facebook.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
North Korea, Best Korea!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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