i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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