Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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