Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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