ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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