My friends, they love my intelligence
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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