i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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