Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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