hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Couch. On fire.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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