After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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