No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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